Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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