I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We're too hungover to prance.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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