you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
