Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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