the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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