This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
