so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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