Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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