therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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