Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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