Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
tell me about the fingering
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