i just wanna soil my oats bro
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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