So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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