We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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