weddingsv make me drug and hornr
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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