they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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