At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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