i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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