I heard we made out
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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