I wish I could punch you in the face.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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