I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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