my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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