I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Screwed.edu
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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