windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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