put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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