I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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