I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she woke up with a sticky ear
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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