Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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