I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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