I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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