If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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