Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
