You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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