She said her name was "party"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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