If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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