Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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