Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Randomize
