I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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