woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
