In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
