i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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