Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I deserve this hangover.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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