I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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