Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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