Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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