I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
