Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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