I wannas sexs uuuuu
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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