We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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