That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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