You work out of a Hotel?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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